On Mon, 05 Sep 2016 01:52:49 +0100, Taxed and Spent wrote:

On 9/4/2016 4:11 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 23:27:59 +0100, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

I beg your forgiveness for such an oversight.

By the way, the coma in your reply should be after the M, not the
quotation mark... you clueless twit!

Why?

Pointless tradition.


That is different from the tradition in the U.K.

No, in the UK the comma goes inside the quotes like he said. As in:

"**** me harder," she commanded him.

--
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French
customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on
bag. 'You have been to France before, Monsieur?' the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs
officer said. The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I
didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible! The British always have to show their passports on arrival in
France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any
****ing Frenchmen to show it to...!!