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Default Your Tree Falls on a Neighbor's Shed

On Saturday, September 3, 2016 at 12:08:24 PM UTC-4, Uncle Monster wrote:


I couldn't help but laugh, not in a mean way but it seems you son started out with a charmed life. Has he had any other close calls with death? Heck, everything has tried to kill me and I've managed to survive. What is your son studying in school or what career has he chosen? ^_^

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The only other close calls he's had was when he would **** me off as a teenager.

Charmed life? I'd say so. He finished high school and decided not to go to college. Now he's
living with the one of nicest, most intelligent girls I've ever met. He's working in the shipping
department of a company that makes furniture and other stuff for the casino industry while
she's getting her doctorate in some high-falutin' statistical analysis field on a full scholarship
to a prestigious university.

Cousin If-He-Messes-This-Up-His-Charmed-Life-Will-End-Via-My-Hands Monster