On 25/08/2016 13:05, Chris Hogg wrote:
On Thu, 25 Aug 2016 12:57:30 +0100, Bod wrote:

Woke up this morning and found my rocking horse dead on the floor.
I tried mouth to mouth (mouthwash afterwards).
Had a go at CPR, to no avail.
He was fine last night.
Oh well! I suppose they can't live forever.

But you'll miss the rocking horse **** for the roses. Scarce stuff at
the best of times, I'm told.

Very true. :-)