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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
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On Mon, 15 Aug 2016 21:22:27 +0100, bert wrote:

In article , James Wilkinson
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On Mon, 15 Aug 2016 09:18:20 +0100, dennis@home
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On 15/08/2016 00:57, James Wilkinson wrote:

Only in the snobbiest towns would anyone do anything about you driving
over your own section of pavement. Why do you think those little
ramps
sell so well?


If you find one of those hazards while you are driving you take it to
the tip.
If it reappears you get the council to take it to the tip and issue a
fine.
There is enough litter about without little ramps being left about.

If you STOLE mine, I'd fit another and boobytrap it with explosives so
I could find out who did it.

No you wouldn't.


You have no idea what I do when angry.


We know you never do that because you arent in jail.