On Sun, 14 Aug 2016 02:13:34 +0100, T wrote:

On 08/13/2016 02:51 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:

I can text while driving with a broken finger.

Driving while intoxicated and texting. Hmmmm. You realize
you are a public menace?

Nope, the only accidents I've ever had have been other people's fault, or my mistake when sober, or my car not handling as well as I thought it would.

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In 1961, 87-year-old Harry Meadows, a resident at the Haslemere home for the elderly in Great Yarmouth, England, achieved late-in-life notoriety when he accidentally killed another 3 residents of his care home by dressing up as the grim reaper and peering through the residents' lounge window whilst holding a scythe.

The year before Harry's performance, another resident of the same home, the then 81-year-old Gladys Elton, for reasons best known to herself, had conceived the idea of performing a striptease for her fellow residents of the home; unfortunately such was the effect of Elton's performance that it caused the death of one resident by way of a cardiac arrest and the treatment for shock of five other residents.