On 08/13/2016 06:13 PM, T wrote:
On 08/13/2016 02:51 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:

I can text while driving with a broken finger.

Driving while intoxicated and texting. Hmmmm. You realize
you are a public menace?

Ooops. Driving while "****ed". ("****ed is English slang
for being drunk on your ass.) Sorry. :-)