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On Wed, 06 Jul 2016 16:17:15 +0100, David Lang wrote:

Similes Heard these recently which made me laugh;

"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".

Anyone got any more? :-)

Full as a butcher's dog?

[Although the time that a butcher had to have a dog to chase all the other
dogs away is long past.]

Tight as a duck's arse?

Tight as a bull's arse in fly time?

As beautiful as you are intelligent?

As rough as a bear's bum?

Still trying to locate a "laugh out loud" one.

As welcome as a turd in a swimming pool?


We had one in our local baths recently - closed for 3 days.
Must get on with something productive, I suppose.

Cheers


Dave R



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