TOT;Similes
David Lang wrote:
Similes
Heard these recently which made me laugh;
"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".
Anyone got any more? :-)
a blind cobbler's thumb.
As in, 'he's hung like a ****in donkey that lad, he's got a knob like a
blind cobblers thumb'
twitching like a rabbits nose.
As in,' here we are at the Stade De Paris, four minutes to go, Portugal nil,
France nil and Ronaldo steps up to take a free kick, I bet his arse is
twitching like a rabbits nose'
not really similies....
when a fat girl goes past:
I'll bet she can part with a bonny turd
when someone does something stupid:
I don't think you could spell 'tit' backwards
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