On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 08:34:20 -0700 (PDT), harry wrote:

On Wednesday, 6 July 2016 16:17:06 UTC+1, David Lang wrote:
Similes
Heard these recently which made me laugh;

"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".

Anyone got any more? :-)

Bent as a nine bob note.

Sticks like Witney to a blanket.
--
Peter.
The gods will stay away
whilst religions hold sway

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