TOT;Similes
On Wed, 06 Jul 2016 16:17:15 +0100, David Lang wrote:
Similes Heard these recently which made me laugh;
"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".
Anyone got any more? :-)
Full as a butcher's dog?
[Although the time that a butcher had to have a dog to chase all the other
dogs away is long past.]
Tight as a duck's arse?
Tight as a bull's arse in fly time?
As beautiful as you are intelligent?
As rough as a bear's bum?
Still trying to locate a "laugh out loud" one.
As welcome as a turd in a swimming pool?
Must get on with something productive, I suppose.
Cheers
Dave R
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