On Wed, 06 Jul 2016 23:49:19 +0100, John Rumm wrote:

On 06/07/2016 20:39, Jim White wrote:
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"ARW" wrote:

"David Lang" wrote in message
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Similes Heard these recently which made me laugh;

"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".

Anyone got any more? :-)

"Sweating like a peado in a playground"

"As dry as a Nun's ****"

" Fanny like a wizard's sleeve"

Works better as "chuff like a wizard's sleeve" IMHO ;-)

Aha! Another fan of the Two Pints series then? :-)

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Johnny B Good