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Similes
Heard these recently which made me laugh;

"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".

Anyone got any more? :-)

"Sweating like a peado in a playground"

"As dry as a Nun's ****"


Class ;-)


And the one that I save for the wank apprentices "As thick as pig ****"

But not for much longer as two of them have just been given their final
notice and only the two good ones will be left.




--
Adam