TheChief wrote:
David Lang Wrote in message:
Similes
Heard these recently which made me laugh;

"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".

Anyone got any more? :-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman


My favourite recently "Lower than a snakes belly in a wheel rut"

Phil

Useless as teats on a bull