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"ARW" wrote:

"David Lang" wrote in message
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Similes
Heard these recently which made me laugh;

"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".

Anyone got any more? :-)

"Sweating like a peado in a playground"

"As dry as a Nun's ****"

" Fanny like a wizard's sleeve"
--
Jim