On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 17:28:42 +0100, Malcolm Race
wrote:

On 06/07/2016 16:17, David Lang wrote:
Similes
Heard these recently which made me laugh;

"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".

Anyone got any more? :-)


As useful a a pork chop in a Synagogue

Or an 'ashtray on a motorbike' or a 'chocolate teapot'. ;-)

Cheers, T i m