On 06/07/2016 16:17, David Lang wrote:
Similes
Heard these recently which made me laugh;

"As full as a fat woman's sock"
"As welcome as a ginger stepson"
"It went down like a fat kid on a see saw".

Anyone got any more? :-)


As useful a a pork chop in a Synagogue
As effective as a f*rt in a spacesuit