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On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 00:45:07 +0100, Meanie wrote:

On 6/12/2016 7:10 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:44:40 +0100, Uncle Monster
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On Sunday, June 12, 2016 at 4:11:28 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:00:22 +0100, Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Sunday, June 12, 2016 at 9:08:10 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:56:55 +0100, Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Sunday, June 12, 2016 at 4:59:52 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson
wrote:
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 04:32:30 +0100, Don Y
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On 6/11/2016 7:54 PM, hah wrote:
On 06/11/2016 04:51 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:

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100K, worse.

No danger of fire/ignition at 100K!

Maybe if potassium is involved?
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I took a potassium tablet this morning. I must wonder if my
urine is flammable or explosive? It would be quite exciting if my
little manhood turned into a flamethrower. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Explosive Monster

Why did you use the adjective "little"?

https://youtu.be/oqMN3y8k9So?t=1m
If you can withstand the horrid American accent.
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I used the term "little" to be truthful. When I was a young man, a
bus could drive by and Mr.Happy came to attention. Now that I'm past
60, it takes a lot more to get me excited. A Playboy Bunny could sit
in my lap, stick her tongue in my hairy ear and I'd tell her to stop
it and go make me a sandwich. I'm in a lot of pain today and had a
great deal of trouble getting out of my wheelchair and on to the
toilet. Some days I suffer from a lot of pain and some days it's not
so bad. That why I'm glad the facilities here at nursing and rehab
center are handicapped friendly. ^_^

I too have a horrid American English accent, so sue me. Hell, even
there in Jolly Old England you probably think someone from the other
side of your country has a horrid English accent. As long as they're
not Welsh. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Horrid Monster

There are plenty Americans in films that sound fine. Not all
Americans have a ridiculously strong accent.

And are the nurses hot?
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The nurses are wonderful and most of them are Negro Americans. Some of
the CNA's,"Certified Nursing Assistants" are a bit off but most of
them are great too. I tell my friends that I've been in the shower
with more Black women than I have with White women. I've even been in
the shower with Gay Black men. Of course they are the CNA's helping me
bathe and they do have their clothes on. I have limited range of
motion with my arms because of my torn up shoulders so it's wonderful
to have someone scrub my back. It's so frustrating to be unable to
fully care for myself. I need new or repaired knees and shoulders but
the orthopedic surgeon has a concern about the blood circulation in my
legs where I had a problem before. I don't know if I'll ever be able
to get new knees but I keep hoping I can. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Gimpy Monster


You sound in a bit of a mess. You'd think by 2016 we'd have a bit more
medical knowledge and could fix folk up better.


That knowledge seems to emerge parallel with the wallet size of the patient.


There are plenty things that cannot be fixed with any wallet.


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