On Sunday, June 12, 2016 at 6:15:52 PM UTC-4, Nil wrote:
On 12 Jun 2016, "Percival P. Cassidy" wrote in
alt.home.repair:

That's what you get for building beams of lentils; you're supposed
to use lumber.

Instead of lentils, try I-beans.


It's easier to see eye-beans.

"The garage has a...lentil that...is not strong enough..."

Beams, beams, they're good for support
The more you use, the stronger your car port
The stronger your car port, the better you feel
So use those beams that are made from steel