On Sunday, June 12, 2016 at 4:11:28 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:00:22 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, June 12, 2016 at 9:08:10 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 11:56:55 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Sunday, June 12, 2016 at 4:59:52 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 04:32:30 +0100, Don Y wrote:
On 6/11/2016 7:54 PM, hah wrote:
On 06/11/2016 04:51 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:

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100K, worse.

No danger of fire/ignition at 100K!

Maybe if potassium is involved?
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I took a potassium tablet this morning. I must wonder if my urine is flammable or explosive? It would be quite exciting if my little manhood turned into a flamethrower. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Explosive Monster

Why did you use the adjective "little"?

https://youtu.be/oqMN3y8k9So?t=1m
If you can withstand the horrid American accent.
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I used the term "little" to be truthful. When I was a young man, a bus could drive by and Mr.Happy came to attention. Now that I'm past 60, it takes a lot more to get me excited. A Playboy Bunny could sit in my lap, stick her tongue in my hairy ear and I'd tell her to stop it and go make me a sandwich. I'm in a lot of pain today and had a great deal of trouble getting out of my wheelchair and on to the toilet. Some days I suffer from a lot of pain and some days it's not so bad. That why I'm glad the facilities here at nursing and rehab center are handicapped friendly. ^_^

I too have a horrid American English accent, so sue me. Hell, even there in Jolly Old England you probably think someone from the other side of your country has a horrid English accent. As long as they're not Welsh. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Horrid Monster

There are plenty Americans in films that sound fine. Not all Americans have a ridiculously strong accent.

And are the nurses hot?
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The nurses are wonderful and most of them are Negro Americans. Some of the CNA's,"Certified Nursing Assistants" are a bit off but most of them are great too. I tell my friends that I've been in the shower with more Black women than I have with White women. I've even been in the shower with Gay Black men. Of course they are the CNA's helping me bathe and they do have their clothes on. I have limited range of motion with my arms because of my torn up shoulders so it's wonderful to have someone scrub my back. It's so frustrating to be unable to fully care for myself. I need new or repaired knees and shoulders but the orthopedic surgeon has a concern about the blood circulation in my legs where I had a problem before. I don't know if I'll ever be able to get new knees but I keep hoping I can. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Gimpy Monster