Stormin Mormon brought next idea :

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The U-6 didn't support my statement, so
I went fishing.

I've found the last couple years to be
really economic disaster. When boots on
the ground is seeing a recession, it's
hard to believe the number crunchers who
tell me that things are delightful.

I heard the joke as "two Brazillian..."

Well, that's clearly twice as many then. Even in common core math.