On 5/25/2016 7:45 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 5/25/2016 6:18 PM, Bogarth wrote:

If you use your weapon in self defense, don't speak to anyone until you
talk to your attorney.

Obviously it would be a good idea to memorize your attorney's contact
information.


Cops: So, when did you say this shooting happened?

Very nice, Stormy. ;-)
But at this point, say nothing. Time for a lawyer.
And try to enjoy the long weekend at the Sheriff's Hotel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

Bogarth: Oh, about 6 PM on Thursday night.
Cops: Did you call an ambulance?
Bogarth: No, I didn't.
Cops: Why is that?
Bogarth: Needed to talk to my attorney first.
Cops: You do realize this is Tuesday?
Bogarth: Well, my attorney was out of town for
Memorial Day Weekend.
Cops: And so he's been dead since Thursday?