On 05/17/2016 10:25 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
You must be of Russian ancestry. ^_^

Deutsch.

http://www.dw.com/en/beware-of-bears...lin/a-15860881

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...062600130.html

Modern Germany isn't exactly bear friendly. Around here if they get
uppity we just beat on them with squash:

http://missoulian.com/news/local/hus...cc4c002e0.html

Who said zucchini isn't good for anything? Actually the woman was
probably trying to foist a bag full on the poor bear and he ran like hell.