On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 7:42:44 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 6:44:57 AM UTC-5, Frank wrote:
On 5/16/2016 3:54 AM, Dilbert wrote:
On 05/16/2016 12:33 AM, wrote:
I just witnessed the premature death of a two year old in my home. It
was so bright and lively, then suddenly it grew dim. An hour later,
total death occurred. This CFL bulb was guaranteed to last 5 years, but
only lived two years. How tragic! It used to illuminate my hallway, even
on the coldest, darkest nights. Now it's gone forever, leaving behind
only a twisted glass skeleton which will never light again. I'm in a
constant state of mourning, and trying to determine how I'm going to
afford the $7,500 funeral expenses, since there was no life insurance. I
have a brand new LED bulb, but no bulb will ever replace my old friend,
who met sudden death, long before it's time. Especially after it spend
many days travelling across the ocean from China, only to die in my
hallway at the young age of two. This is so sad, I am left with tears.

I can only hope and pray it went to lightbulb heaven, where it will
shine again for eternity, along with the sun, the greatest lightbulb of
all time.

Please send prayers!

I'm sorry for your loss but you shooda bought the extended warranty for
*only* $29.95

It is very tragic considering he must hire a HAZMAT team to properly
dispose of it. Will cost more than the extended warranty.

That's why the feds are requiring all citizens to purchase insurance for such an occasion. It's called,"O'blackout Care" and preexisting cleanups are covered by the government mandated insurance. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Lite Monster

....very "lite" on the amusing!