"Mr Macaw" wrote in message news
On Sun, 08 May 2016 21:17:31 +0100, Rod Speed
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"Mr Macaw" wrote in message
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On Sun, 08 May 2016 14:48:46 +0100, Richard
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"Mr Macaw" wrote in message news
How many of you are happy to lend tools to neighbours?

Doubt whether my neighbour would want to borrow you.

What if I was naked?

They'd be too busy pointing and laughing.

Last time I was naked in public several women screamed.

That was because of the rabid blood shot eyes and flecks of foam about the
lips.

It was accidental, I went down a mud slide, tripped over the electric wire
and somersaulted into the water after receiving a shock. When I emerged
from the water, I realised my thong had fallen off.
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