On Thursday, April 21, 2016 at 3:30:38 AM UTC-5, wrote:
Start decorating your home now, before it's too late.

Remember, your goal is to suck the most amps out of the grid in your
neighborhood. The first family to blow up a pole transformer wins!

NOW is the time to install that additional 1500 Amp breaker panel.

....are you trying to compete with micky or the Mormon?