Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 13 Apr 2016 18:13:06 +0100, ARW
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On Wednesday, 13 April 2016 00:05:31 UTC+1, Mr Macaw wrote:
Cats don't dribble saliva everywhere they go, ....
and tend to have clean paws.
Really? You take them for a walk and they come back home with
magically
clean paws?

We trained the cat to wait in the kitchen until his paws were clean and
dry with the cat's towel.

I can't speak for other cats or their owners of course.


Mine is self taught to just walk in and climb onto the white bed sheets -
hence it is a ****.

Buy brown bed sheets, or fit an electric blanket with dangerously
exposed wires.

Or glue carpet grippers to your sheets.