On Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:00:29 UTC+1, michael adams wrote:
"Rod Speed" wrote in message

Especially if it turns out you're supposed to be a cocker spaniel
and your name is supposed to be Rover.

I doubt they;d bother to check if they found Rod with a chip that said he was a cocker spaniel, all they need to know is that he has an arse and talks out of it.