On 06/04/2016 07:28, Chris French wrote:

It would seem it's time to stock up on tape measures again. Where
are they all? ( I did break one the other week, that doesn't
explain all the others)


“Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited
by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and
superintelligent shades of the color blue, there was also a planet
entirely given over to tape measure life forms. And it was to this
planet that unattended tape measures would make their way, slipping away
quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could
enjoy a uniquely tape measureoid lifestyle, responding to highly tape
measure-oriented stimuli, and generally leading the tape measures
equivalent of the good life."

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