On 08/03/16 18:41, Richard wrote:
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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The Natural Philosopher wrote:
I miss those elevator captains dont you?

Them **** off back to the US. Your pal Trump needs you.

The feeling of power when you said '3rd floor, please' and the sexy
attendant in his smart uniform told you where to get off.

Only lift attendant I can remember was a one armed ex serviceman. In the
Corps of Commissionaires.

Poor thing. Obviously never been in posh establishments in the past.


These self service buttons will never really catch on.

I see the dreary lefty**** is having trouble getting his sense of
humour up.

It muat be quite an experience to have chips on both shoulders..

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's
too dark to read.

Groucho Marx