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The Natural Philosopher wrote:
I miss those elevator captains dont you?

Them **** off back to the US. Your pal Trump needs you.

The feeling of power when you said '3rd floor, please' and the sexy
attendant in his smart uniform told you where to get off.

Only lift attendant I can remember was a one armed ex serviceman. In the
Corps of Commissionaires.

These self service buttons will never really catch on.

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*OK, so what's the speed of dark? *

Dave Plowman London SW
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