On Thu, 03 Mar 2016 06:12:26 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 02/03/2016 22:18, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 02 Mar 2016 22:14:03 -0000, Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Tuesday, March 1, 2016 at 12:46:40 PM UTC-6, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 01 Mar 2016 18:42:32 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw used his keyboard to write :
On Tue, 01 Mar 2016 17:58:58 -0000, Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Tuesday, March 1, 2016 at 8:11:55 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw formulated on Monday :
On Mon, 29 Feb 2016 19:41:12 -0000, Muggles

wrote:

On 2/29/2016 11:37 AM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Mon, 29 Feb 2016 17:10:58 -0000, Stormin Mormon

Winston Churchill and his two fingers in shape
of "V" was VICTORY, not peace. He figured the
best end to the war was victory. I'm pleased
the US stepped in to help, it was a rough go
for the English.

Some people (or countries) seem to get mixed up here. Your
middle
finger, your palm towards yourself, is telling someone to
**** off.
Your first two fingers, palm towards you, is victory. Your
first two
fingers, palm away from you, is peace.

You've got basic sign language down.

The middle finger is also used to mean "your driving is a
piece of
****".

Did you know it was the french who first used the middle finger
as an
insult?

The first proctologist was a Frenchman. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Anus Monster

I don't believe you, it's the Germans who are interested in
stools. They
have those funny shelf toilets.

I say it was a Englishman named 'Crapper'. He used the middle
finger to
plug the dyke.

Apparently he didn't invent the toilet and that was a myth.
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I thought it was John Crapper who introduced the flush toilet to
England and made a lot of money of of crap. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Crappy Monster

Thomas Crapper, and yes he did popularise it, and invented the ball cock
(not sure how a toilet would work without that!)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper

Ah! I've just said that :-)

https://youtu.be/nVQpptf7SIs?t=27s

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