On Wednesday, March 2, 2016 at 5:02:30 PM UTC-6, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 02 Mar 2016 22:32:50 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Wednesday, March 2, 2016 at 4:18:33 PM UTC-6, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Wed, 02 Mar 2016 22:14:03 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Tuesday, March 1, 2016 at 12:46:40 PM UTC-6, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 01 Mar 2016 18:42:32 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw used his keyboard to write :
On Tue, 01 Mar 2016 17:58:58 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Tuesday, March 1, 2016 at 8:11:55 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Mr Macaw formulated on Monday :
On Mon, 29 Feb 2016 19:41:12 -0000, Muggles

wrote:

On 2/29/2016 11:37 AM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Mon, 29 Feb 2016 17:10:58 -0000, Stormin Mormon

Winston Churchill and his two fingers in shape
of "V" was VICTORY, not peace. He figured the
best end to the war was victory. I'm pleased
the US stepped in to help, it was a rough go
for the English.

Some people (or countries) seem to get mixed up here. Your middle
finger, your palm towards yourself, is telling someone to **** off.
Your first two fingers, palm towards you, is victory. Your first two
fingers, palm away from you, is peace.

You've got basic sign language down.

The middle finger is also used to mean "your driving is a piece of
****".

Did you know it was the french who first used the middle finger as an
insult?

The first proctologist was a Frenchman. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Anus Monster

I don't believe you, it's the Germans who are interested in stools. They
have those funny shelf toilets.

I say it was a Englishman named 'Crapper'. He used the middle finger to
plug the dyke.

Apparently he didn't invent the toilet and that was a myth.
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I thought it was John Crapper who introduced the flush toilet to England and made a lot of money of of crap. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Crappy Monster

Thomas Crapper, and yes he did popularise it, and invented the ball cock (not sure how a toilet would work without that!)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper
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Oh frak! I forgot it was "Thomas" not "John". One American slang word for a loo is "john". Perhaps that's what tripped me up? o_O

[8~{} Uncle Poop Monster

Don't trip up, 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year.
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I'm more worried about damaging the toilet. You see, I suffer from TF also known as Terminal Flatulence. The quantity, pressure and velocity of the escaping toxic gases not only causes me a great deal of pain in and around my posterior orifice but can also destroy plumbing fixtures, blast the bathroom door open possibly injuring a passerby or someone waiting outside to use the toilet, fracture the mirror and tiles, defoliate house plants, cause hearing damage, peal the paint off walls, result in pets dying in excruciating pain, blow out the lights and damage the home's foundation. I do have a TF machine which uses a stainless steel muffler from a large mine dump truck. It does cut the sound level down to around 80db but it can still disturb the neighborhood in the late evening. I may have to move to a rural area where neighbors can be miles apart but I fear I might harm wildlife, protected species and cause a further reduction in the honeybee population. At the present time, I have layers of activated charcoal impregnated heavy blankets on the bed to catch errant eruptions at night but often sends me spinning toward the bedroom ceiling if I forget to strap myself in. Living with TF is a real blast if not painful. There is currently research going on to look into the possibility of weaponizing TF as a non-nuclear alternative to atomic tactical weapon systems. O_o

[8~{} Uncle Fart Monster