on 3/1/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Tue, 01 Mar 2016 18:44:12 -0000, Eagle wrote:

Mr Macaw formulated the question :
On Tue, 01 Mar 2016 18:11:16 -0000, Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Tuesday, March 1, 2016 at 11:56:25 AM UTC-6, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Tue, 01 Mar 2016 17:54:24 -0000, Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Monday, February 29, 2016 at 3:33:59 PM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon
wrote:
On 2/29/2016 2:48 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, February 29, 2016 at 11:59:44 AM UTC-6, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Mon, 29 Feb 2016 17:54:55 -0000, Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Monday, February 29, 2016 at 11:41:27 AM UTC-6, Mr Macaw
wrote:
On Mon, 29 Feb 2016 17:38:31 -0000, Uncle Monster
wrote:

On Monday, February 29, 2016 at 10:49:15 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster submitted this idea :
On Monday, February 29, 2016 at 9:28:44 AM UTC-6, Eagle
wrote:
Uncle Monster formulated the question :
On Saturday, February 27, 2016 at 5:35:05 PM UTC-6, Eagle
wrote:
Mr Macaw explained :
On Sat, 27 Feb 2016 21:12:21 -0000, Eagle

wrote:

After serious thinking Mr Macaw wrote :
On Sat, 27 Feb 2016 17:20:09 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

on 2/27/2016, Mr Macaw supposed :
On Sat, 27 Feb 2016 17:11:24 -0000, Eagle
wrote:

Mr Macaw presented the following explanation :
On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 20:28:45 -0000, Uncle Monster

wrote:

On Thursday, February 25, 2016 at 3:02:04 PM
UTC-6,
Oren wrote:
On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 20:54:20 -0000, "Mr Macaw"

wrote:

Alcoholic drinks taste like ****

Umm, what does "****" taste like? Must be a Brit
thing, I guess.

I must wonder how the fellow knows what ****
tastes
like? o_O

Read up on how we taste things.

Last I heard it was suck-spit, suck-spit for you
Brits.
Am I right?

Snobby wine tasters perhaps. But the rest of us
don't
waste a good
thing.

Well it does make sese to suck spit, otherwise y'all
would get
snockard before dinner time. lol

So?

Getting stoned befor dinner might make you leave your
dinner in the
dunny.

Not everyone has a weak stomach.

After blowing chunks, who wants to eat more dinner?

Me and my roommate here at the center developed food
poisoning last year. I
rarely get nauseated and it even more rare for me to vomit.
I
started
feeling bad then after a few hours I had projectile
vomiting. I took the
precaution of having a small trashcan in front of me. I
had
three really
severe spasms that completely emptied my stomach. Later
that
day, it
started shooting out the other end. Half a day after it
hit
me, it got my
roommate. He's a complete invalid who only has partial use
of one side of
his body. He vomited while he was flat on his back in bed.
I
happened to
be in my wheelchair at the time so I took off down the
hall
to get help. I
was fortunate enough to catch up with two CNA's who were
walking toward
me. They rushed in and got my roommate up in a sitting
position before he
aspirated the vomit. My buddy could have drowned in his
own
puke. I'm glad
I wasn't asleep at to start the time. I wasn't able to eat
much of
anything for a few days and both of us guys were very weak
for a while.
Food poisoning blows. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Puke Monster

Glad your roomy survived Uncle M. Glad you did as well!

Thanks Eagle. The CNA is giving my roommate a shave right
now.
She won't
touch me because she'd need a weed eater to start with. I'd
fit
right in with
the guys from Duck Dynasty and in a little more time I'll
join
ZZ Top. ^_*

[8~{} Uncle Bearded Monster

Too bad I shave once a year, and only the six chin hares I
manage to
grow. I'd like to grow some chin hare to hide this mug.

Super Glue a couple of rabbits to your face. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Wascley Monster

Are these middle names always unique?
--

Yea, it refers to something in the post or is a pun. Wascley is a
poke at Bugs Bunny, the wascley wabbit that Elmer Fudd is always
chasing.
^_^

[8~{} Uncle Wabbit Monster

Yes, I know. I was just wondering whether you managed to think up
a
anew one each time.
--

Yea, I try to come up with something new. Some are repeats if it's
the same theme. ^_*

[8~{} Uncle Bizzaro Monster

Might I suggest "Uncle hundreds of lines of
untrimmed text Monster" some day?
--
.
Sure, OK. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Make Chris Bitch And Complain Monster

He's an indoctrinated religious nut, he can't help it.
--

Oh come on. Chris doesn't try to push his beliefs on anyone. He mentions
his religion in his posts as a sig and that's about it. If you're having
a
discussion on religion, he may discuss his faith but he's not pushing his
beliefs in every discussion. o_O

[8~{} Uncle Satanic Monster

I've seen plenty of it recently. And you don't have to push beliefs to be
a
moron.

Is there a rule saying you MUST read his beliefs?

You can't unremember something you've seen.

No, but you can 'disregard' till the instigation goes home.