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micky
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Telemarketers sigh
On Sun, 28 Feb 2016 11:27:50 -0700, Don Y
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On 2/28/2016 10:33 AM,
wrote:
I really expect I will get a check for a few bucks and the lawyers
will make millions but if it happened often enough the phone whores
might start paying attention to the DNC list.
I really wonder how many calls they have to make per sale but it has
to be thousands to one.
I know I see the number pop up on the tv (Dish supports caller ID), I
lift the receiver and drop it.
It would be amusing to design a semi-intelligent "time waster"
that answers the phone in a *toddler's* voice:
"Hellooooooooo?"
"Yada yada yada yada?"
"Um, I saw a dinosawwer on tha tee vee! Yeah, it was big and purple..."
"Yada yada yada yada..."
"Um, and he danced and, um I danced with him! Yeah!"
...
And see how long it takes for the caller to get infuriated and hang up!
Your wish is my command.
You have to have 3-way calling or whatever it's called.
http://jollyrogertelephone.com/how-t...to-this-robot/
http://www.pcworld.com/article/30285...lever-bot.html
It's one thing if you have to make 1000 calls and get voice mail 999.5
of the time -- no "real people" need be involved.
OTOH, some little tike that you're trying to convince to "give the
phone to mommy" would eat up actual "paid" time!
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