On 2/24/2016 7:13 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Tuesday, February 23, 2016 at 5:56:43 PM UTC-6, Zak W wrote:
Roy wrote in
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On Tuesday, February 23, 2016 at 2:51:06 PM UTC-7, Zak W wrote:
Oh, this is the perfect thread for AHR. All you old crips sitting
around at home (which includes nursing homes of course) in you wheel
chairs talking about your injuries and infirmities. You love to do it
and I love to read it because it reminds me how lucky I am to not be
you. Make sure your life insurance is paid up.

Here's to your SWMBOs.

I sincerely hope you NEVER get old...

Yeah, me too. When I see what you crips are like, it scares me.

why not die tomorrow?...maybe
even plan for it. ====

Not a chance. Too much fun laughing at you crips.

Oh come on Wacky Zacky, make a lethal YouTube video of you doing something stupid dangerous that splatters your body all over the place. I'd watch it along with millions of other people. You'd be famous and wind up on the TV shows that feature videos of dumbasses doing idiotic things. Go for it! ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Entertained Monster


There are some advantages of being old I have been thinking of.
Senior citizen discounts for example.
The government gives you more money than they take from you.
Nice people will often try to help you even when you don't need it.
I no longer have to pay for a hunting license.
Attractive females feel free to talk to you as you do not appear to be a
threat.

Now you have given me another advantage in your discussion with Z-W:
you're not as stupid as the younger generation.