On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 11:17:11 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:57:42 -0600, wrote:

If your Doctor uses Harbor Freight tools to do your heart transplant, be
sure to order a coffin first. Just make sure the coffin was not built
with Harbor Freight tools!


What? If they put you in a bad coffin you won't be dead anymore?

No. You're still dead, you're dead body is just laying on the sidewalk
in front of the funeral parlor. When they were taking it out to the
hearse, and the bottom fell out of the coffin. Of course those with a
morbid mind will all be be holding up traffic so they can take photos
with their smartphones to post on facebook.

I suppose that could be considered the last bit of FAME for the
deceased. Even though they'll never know it! But the family and friends
of the deceased will all get to see their loved one laying in the dirt,
and have the opportunity to resend the photos to everyone they know.

With any luck, this could go viral and even become a top hit video on
Youtube.