After serious thinking Uncle Monster wrote :
On Thursday, February 4, 2016 at 5:45:03 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Where are you Uncle?

I'm eternal. Haven't been feeling all that great lately because me and my
roommate came down with some kind of crud. It's worse for him since he only
has partial use of one side of his body. It's painful to watch him cough
because it's so rough on him. I was coughing up green phlegm a while ago but
at least I'm mobile enough to cough it out over a trash can. On top of that,
weather fronts have been moving through the state with temperatures bouncing
up and down. There were even some snow flurries. The weather changes make
every part of my body including my hair hurt. I'll live even though a number
of things have tried to kill me over the last several years but the maladies
were unsuccessful. I'm not a zombie, yet. O_o

[8~{} Uncle Living Dead Monster

Well I'm glad you're still around to pester, you mangy old fart
sniffer!