On Sun, 14 Feb 2016 21:15:08 -0000, Jamie Kahn Genet wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote:

On Sat, 13 Feb 2016 20:29:51 -0000, Jamie Kahn Genet
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote:

On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 20:57:44 -0000, Jamie Kahn Genet
wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote:

On Tue, 09 Feb 2016 10:05:41 -0000, F Murtz wrote:
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They have superior capabilities and are allowed to do many things mere
mortals are not.

I was once pulled over for going 95mph on a motorway with a 70mph
limit. I was in a Honda CRV (4x4), and the cop was in an unmarked
Mercedes. He actually told me it was ok to go fast in a Merc, but
not a 4 wheel drive. He was so boastful about having caught me after
I thought he'd turned off the motorway, that he let me off!

And I'll bet you flashed him your giant dick and got a few previous
tickets written off too! :-D

I've got off with tickets for:

Making a cop laugh.
Pointing out a cop was also breaking the law.
Making fun of the cop's partner.
Distracting them with a less serious crime.

Showing off your big dick...

I don't think that would go down well. They do like my bumper stickers
though. I had one that said "Speed camera test vehicle". Now I have one
that says "This vehicle is limited to 155mph".

Nah, a douchebag bro like you? You'd go for that :-D

Now who's not speaking English?

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Peter is listening to "DJ Splash - Bass is kicking"