On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 20:57:44 -0000, Jamie Kahn Genet wrote:

Mr Macaw wrote:

On Tue, 09 Feb 2016 10:05:41 -0000, F Murtz wrote:
[snip]
They have superior capabilities and are allowed to do many things mere
mortals are not.

I was once pulled over for going 95mph on a motorway with a 70mph limit.
I was in a Honda CRV (4x4), and the cop was in an unmarked Mercedes. He
actually told me it was ok to go fast in a Merc, but not a 4 wheel drive.
He was so boastful about having caught me after I thought he'd turned off
the motorway, that he let me off!

And I'll bet you flashed him your giant dick and got a few previous
tickets written off too! :-D

I've got off with tickets for:

Making a cop laugh.
Pointing out a cop was also breaking the law.
Making fun of the cop's partner.
Distracting them with a less serious crime.

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