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On Tue, 09 Feb 2016 07:22:41 -0000, Lewis wrote:

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Mr Macaw wrote:
On Mon, 08 Feb 2016 22:42:41 -0000, Jolly Roger
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On 2016-02-08, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Mon, 08 Feb 2016 01:59:27 -0000, Jolly Roger
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Mr Macaw wrote:

I have however taken several IQ tests and they always arrive around
135.

So have I; but I don't go around boasting about it... IQ tests should
be
taken with a big grain of salt anyway.

Nothing wrong with boasting about something you have more of, like a
big cock.

If you feel the need to boast, you're likely insecure about it for a
reason. ; )

What an utterly stupid way of thinking.

At least you admit it. I heard that is step #1.

That's as daft as saying all homophobics are actually gays

That certainly seems to be the case. It seems every month or so some
asshole anti-gay christer preacher gets caught with a dick up his ass.

which would imply that everyone who hates Hitler is secretly a Nazi.

No, it would imply that anyone who spends all their time obsessing
about how much they hate Hitler is quite possibly deeply attracted to
National Socialists ideals and is trying to suppress their inclination.

Imagine two men at a bar and a third man comes up and asks if either one
of them wants to have sex. The first guy says no. The second guys flies
into a rage and starts throwing furniture and screaming in rage as he
beats the third man to death.

Think guy #2 is gay or not?


Nope,


I revise my estimate of your IQ down to a flat 80.


You're reading that upside down, it's 08. He's Australian.

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