On Tuesday, January 13, 2009 at 2:02:30 PM UTC-5, Jimw wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:24:22 -0500, Phisherman
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:44:38 -0800, "CWLee"
wrote:


From time to time some bird - or perhaps several - takes up
residence in a tree overhanging a concrete walkway, patio,
or driveway. Very quickly a good bit of white bird-poop
accumulates. I haven't found a good way to remove this from
concrete. The hose gets the top 50% or so, and a stiff
broom then gets maybe another 20%, but the last 30% or so
just stays and stays.

Anyone here found a good way to remove the residue after
modest hosing and brushing?

Thanks.


Remove the branches or the entire tree. I have a lot of trees, and a
lot of birds, but all branches overhang lawn areas adding nutrients
and nitrogen to the soil.

All of this sounds like a lot of work and trouble FOR NOTHING.
Birds ****. Rain washes it onto your lawn where it fertilizes the
lawn and the trees, which makes the lawn and trees grow so the birds
can eat the seeds produced by the lawn and the trees, and that makes
the birds **** again. It's called the cycle of life, or NATURE.

With all the problems in the world, you're worrying about bird **** on
your driveway ???????

Try one of these methods.

1. Volunteer your time at a local charity so you dont have time to
worry about bird poop.

2. Pray for rain and hire some traditional Native Americans to do rain
dances on your property.

3. Build a plastic dome over your entire home and land.

4. Get yourself into congress, so you can enact a law requiring that
all birds wear diapers, and get the government to spend $32trillion to
hire a staff of workers to install and change bird diapers daily.
While they're at it, I'm sure the right wing fundies will want all
birds be required to wear clothing to avoid public nudity. So that
means more jobs and more government spending.

5. Get a horse. The horse **** will cover the bird **** and you'll
see brown bird **** instead of white bird **** on your driveway, which
might be a better color match for your home-paradise.

6. Spend about $25,000 and buy a real heavy duty industrial floor
scrubbing machine to drive around on your lawn and driveway 24/7. The
noise alone should make your neighbors call the police, and the judge
might sentence you to a long (much needed) vacation at the local
county psychiatric hospital.

[I'd personally recommend method #1].


By the way, DO NOT use a torch on concrete. The surface concrete will
explode damaging both the concrete and possibly your eyes.

Did your parents actually have any children that lived?