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His crap doesn't stink either - -

A perfect example of "those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. Those
that can do neither, criticize.

Did you hear about the man who thought he was dead? This guy firmly believed
he was dead, even though he was a living, normally functioning human being.
Well, his wife persuaded him to visit a psychiatrist, who tried in vain to
convince him that he was in fact alive. Finally, the psychiatrist hit upon a
plan. He showed the man medical reports and scientific evidence that dead
men do not bleed. After thoroughly convincing the man that dead men do not
bleed, the psychiatrist took out a pin and pricked the man's finger. When
the man saw the drop of blood trickle down his finger, his eyes grew wide.
"Ha!" he cried, "Dead men do bleed after all!"

--
Bobby G.