On Mon, 25 Jan 2016 09:35:08 +0000, Tim Lamb wrote:

Diversion alert.. You don't by any chance name your 2CVs Hubert? Long
story, anecdotes from another group:-)

No... The only one that's named is SWMBO's "Sparky", following an
ignition-switch related drama many years ago.

But do go on...?