I want a Tee Shirt with the current temperature and weather conditions
posted on the front of it at all times. That way, when someone asks me
about the weather, I just point to my shirt and say "see for yourself".


Note -
Electricians NEVER wear shorts, but they like Strippers on their
clothing.
Plumbers always wear Tee shirts with pictures of plumbing TEES on them,
while keeping their NIPPLES exposed.

I wonder what carpenters wear??????

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Thought of the day:
Football without beer is like beer without football ....