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On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 20:35:53 -0000, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 19:39:11 -0000, "Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 19:36:41 -0000, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 19:07:37 -0000, "Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 18:57:50 -0000, DerbyDad03 wrote:

On Sunday, January 24, 2016 at 8:59:06 AM UTC-5, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 00:58:36 -0000, Oren wrote:

On Sat, 23 Jan 2016 23:48:37 -0000, "Mr Macaw" wrote:

If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.

Nipples make five pounds of fat look attractive.

How big is 5 pounds? A handful each size is attractive, anything more looks silly.


It depends on whether you mean 5 pounds each or 5 pounds total.

Just under 5 pounds each:

US Size: 58A 56B 54C 52D 50E 48F 46G 44H 42I 40J 38K 36L 34M 32N 30O 28P
Cup Diameter: 20.7 cm (8 in 1/6)
Volume of 1 cup: 2,340 cc (4.9 US pt)
Weight of both breasts: 4.2 kg (9.3 lb)

Just under 5 pounds total:

US Size: 48A 46B 44C 42D 40E 38F 36G 34H 32I 30J 28K
Cup Diameter: 16.5 cm (6 in 1/2)
Volume of 1 cup: 1,180 cc (2.5 US pt)
Weight of both breasts: 2.1 kg (4.6 lb

http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/720520

5 pounds total sounds better. 5 pounds each would cause this: https://youtu.be/deruT-R0pT0?t=1m9s

...but they are like guns. Touch one and you want to touch them all.


Are we talking about human women or bovine women here? Because humans only have 2.


I thought you knew. Will this help?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast#/media/File:Weibliche_brust_en.jpg


You said you wanted to "touch them all". Or is there more than one woman present?

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The first cowboy says his favorite position is "the rodeo".
The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how to do it. The first cowboy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it, lean forward, grab her by her hair and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position too.' Then try to hang on for 8 seconds".