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Default My Snow Shoveling Solution For The Deck

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 20:32:29 -0000, wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 14:23:25 -0500, Frank "frank wrote:

On 1/24/2016 8:58 AM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jan 2016 00:58:36 -0000, Oren wrote:

On Sat, 23 Jan 2016 23:48:37 -0000, "Mr Macaw" wrote:

If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.

Nipples make five pounds of fat look attractive.

How big is 5 pounds? A handful each size is attractive, anything more
looks silly.


Someone once told me that, "all you need is a mouthful".

More than a handfull is a waist


If they're hanging as low as your waist there's something wrong.

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Did you hear about the little Indian chief who didn't know the difference between heads and tails?
He was always bringing home scalps with holes in them.