My Snow Shoveling Solution For The Deck
On Saturday, January 23, 2016 at 7:37:43 PM UTC-6, Phil Kangas wrote:
"Oren" wrote in message
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On Sat, 23 Jan 2016 23:48:37 -0000, "Mr Macaw"
wrote:
If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.
Nipples make five pounds of fat look attractive.
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo
pi
2000 lbs of Chinese Soup = Won Ton
One millionth of a mouthwash = one microscope.
Time between slipping on a banana peel and smacking the
pavement = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 Billigram
Time it takes to sail 200 yards at one nautical mph =
knotfurlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = one lite year
16.5 ft into the Twilight Zone = one Rod Sterling
Half a large intestine - one semi-colon
1,000,000 aches = one megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis = one hoarse power
Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
2000 mocking birds = 2 kilo mockingbirds
One kilogram of falling figs = one fig newton
1000 cc's of wet socks = one liter hosen
I have to share these! Science Geek jokes are always a lot of fun. ^_^
[8~{} Uncle Geeky Monster
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