"Oren" wrote in message
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On Sat, 23 Jan 2016 23:48:37 -0000, "Mr Macaw"
wrote:

If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.

Nipples make five pounds of fat look attractive.


Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo
pi

2000 lbs of Chinese Soup = Won Ton

One millionth of a mouthwash = one microscope.

Time between slipping on a banana peel and smacking the
pavement = 1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 Billigram

Time it takes to sail 200 yards at one nautical mph =
knotfurlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = one lite year

16.5 ft into the Twilight Zone = one Rod Sterling

Half a large intestine - one semi-colon

1,000,000 aches = one megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis = one hoarse power

Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line

2000 mocking birds = 2 kilo mockingbirds

One kilogram of falling figs = one fig newton

1000 cc's of wet socks = one liter hosen