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Default Electrical Safety Quiz

On Sat, 23 Jan 2016 18:51:43 -0000, LVetter wrote:

PaintedCow asked:

You're unplugging an electrical cord, when suddenly one of the prongs
breaks off inside the outlet. What would you do?
(Select one or more below):


19. Have your spouse remove it with a kitchen fork


...while standing in a pail of water.

This was sooooo easy.


Cheaper than divorce?

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.