Electrical Safety Quiz
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* Electrical Safety Quiz *
You're unplugging an electrical cord, when suddenly one of the prongs
breaks off inside the outlet. What would you do?
(Select one or more below):
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1. Panic and run out of the house
2. Call the fire dept.
3. Move to another house
4. Hang a "Safety First" sign above the outlet
5. Call the police and report a bomb scare
6. Call the hospital and tell them you'll soon need an ambulance
7. Do nothing, just hope it falls out on it's own
8. Immediatly grab it with your fingers and pull
9. Call a plumber
10. Drink a beer, then plug the cord back into the outlet
11. Use a bare metal plyers and pull it out real fast, before it shocks
you
12. Just ignore it
13. Call an electrician
14. Write a letter to Santa Claus asking him to remove it on Christmas
15. Have the power company permanently shut off your electricity
16. Stop using that outlet forever
17. Replace the entire outlet
18. Toss a pail of water on it
19. Have your spouse remove it with a kitchen fork
20. Shut off the breaker and carefully remove it with insulted plyers
21. Ask how to do it on alt.home.repair
22. Pray real hard
23. Shake the wall and hope it falls out
24. Cover the outlet and that whole wall with duct tape
25. Stand in a pail of water and place your tongue against it to see
what happens
26. Take photos of the electricity leaking out
27. Call your lawyer and sue the manufacturer of the faulty cord
28. Pay some neighbor kid 50 cents to pull it out with his teeth
29. Cut off the other prong from the cord and stick it in the other side
of the outlet
30. File a written complaint to the federal Government
31. Spray it with insecticide
32. Nail a board over it
33. Evacuate the entire neighborhood
34. See if you can cook a hotdog on it
35. Shut all the doors and windows so no electricity escapes
36. Put on welding gloves and try to grab it and pull it out
37. Call your psychiatrist and tell them that this outlet wants to kill
you
38. Grab your Sawsall or chainsaw, and remove that part of the wall
39. Pour some strong acid on it to dissolve the metal prong
40. Shoot it with a rifle
41. **** on it
42. Burn the house down and collect the insurance money
43. Try to push it in further with another cord
44. Register to take a course at a Technical College for Electrical
Safety
45. Call the Weather Bureau
46. Notify your local TV News
47. Go to your bomb shelter
48. Take some tranquilizers and go to bed
49. Call the "Red Cross" and FEMA
50. Shut off your main gas valve by the gas meter
PLACE YOUR ANSWERS BELOW. (by number)
This is so dumb. Just replace the plug on the end of the power cord.
Typical waste of band width. Not even slightest funny.
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